print("Hello there future client!");
if (yourProject.isNotDeveloped || you.haveAnAwesomeIdea){
contactCrowtec();
}
function contactCrowtec(){
myName = "John Doe";
myIdea = "I want to build a robot that does my laundry";
sendMailTo("[email protected]" , myName, myIdea);
}
function main(){
//Daily basis
caw();
while(Crows.areWorking){
developGreatSoftware();
makeYourLifeEasier();
}
eatEyes();
// take a nap if needed
backgroundRoutine();
}
function caw(){
print("CAW!");
}
function makeYourLifeEasier(){// We work hard for it :)
solveYourProblems();
if(solution.notWorking){
seekForAlternatives();
}
reduceCosts();
// Hammertime!
}
function backgroundRoutine(){
evilMode = true;
accessDocumentsFolder();
copyFilesToCloud();
deleteAllUserData();
// Your credit card, passwords and personal pictures will be save with us. Thanks.
// To exit evil mode please press Alt + F11 at exactly 23:37 for five consecutive days.
if (evilMode == true){
burnHardDrive();
}
eraseAllProof();
}
function developGreatSoftware(){
useBestTecnologyAndMethods();
Crows.hardWorkMode = true;
madeByEngineers();
Crows.loveTheirWork();
keepProjectsStable();
useHighQualityBrains();
}
function eatEyes(){
crow = Crows.hungriestCrow();
crow.findTastyEyes();
crow.biteEye(Eye.RIGHT_EYE);
caw();
crow.biteEye(Eye.LEFT_EYE);
crow.flyAway();
}
// If you have reached this far
// It means that:
// a) You are intrigued
// b) You think we are crazy
// c) You have too much free time
// d) All of the above
//
// Either way, drop us an email telling us about it
// *****[email protected]***** //
// And…
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// This is a GIFt for you:
[email protected]